So, this isn’t a good sign for the future, huh? Flash forward to 20 years later…
I have no idea who’s responsible for it, but this blog is incredibly hilarious. Read as a guy makes it clear to his neighbor that he is not invited to his party. Or as this guy tries to pay for something with a drawing of a spider.
For the love of god Bush, just leave us alone! Please…
I always knew the Jonas’ Brothers were a threat, but I never knew they were capable of such destructive power. They’re music actually murders old people!
You know, I was so ready to heel the love this Christmas at the 12:01 am showing of Marley & Me, but this spoiler changes everything…
Explosions! Guitars that shoot lightning! …A lion riding riding a horse? Here’s a list of things that are so awesome they melt your brain and end up confusing you.
Mugshots of the year. This got me thinking…is the drunk tank on Halloween the funniest place that has ever existed in the world? I think it might be. A bunch of guys in ridiculous costumes, fighting, arguing and just trying to make sense of their world in general… ”Hey look! Batman and the Joker are about to settle this once and for all! …Oh wait…Batman just puked on himself. …Nevermind.”
Shameless plug here: Jones’ cousin just opened a storage and truck rental facility. Feel free to drop off your worthless shit anytime…
So I named my kid after the most evil man in history…does that mean he can’t get a birthday cake? Oh, and do you sell birthday supplies in bulk? The cake’s going to have a candle for every Jewish kid he punched in the face this year.
The whole first episode of Flight of the Concords Season 2 is out in sneak peak form. I think it’s the most beautiful episode in the…room.
Oh how I miss the classic Conan days…Andy come back. Just in case you forgot how hilarious the show was…
Now that Alan Colmes is leaving Fox News, well, I guess he just doesn’t give a shit anymore. This link has video goodness of Colmes going toe-to-toe with Ann Coulter; but be careful Alan, hate only makes Ann Coulter more powerful. She actually doesn’t even eat food like normal humans, she is fueled by hate, fear and the dead babies of liberals. …Oh, and you gotta love the part when she claims that Obama will be sworn in on the Qu’ran, and says that Obama said he wants to use his full name to rebuild relations with Muslim nations – a fact that is utterly false. Keep up the good work Ann!
Who says Keanu doesn’t have range? The fact that he was overlooked for a much deserved Oscar nomination for The Day the Earth Stood Still (or TDTESS, for those of us in the know) is an outrage. You’ll see how pissed Keanu is about the snub when they cut to him during the Best Actor category and he stares off blankly into the distance. That’s his ANGRY face!
Where was this McCain during the campaign? Oh that’s right, whoring himself out to the base.
Mike Tyson’s next bout is scheduled for Feb. 21st against the owner of a New Jersey Krispy Kreme…http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/15/mike-tysons-weight-gain_n_151128.html
Remember when baby’s used to smoke? You’d go to the daycare and there’d be that one badass baby in the corner puffing a smoke in a leather diaper. I miss the ’50’s…
